Gladys: Place the vessel on the mat.
Sock: Whoa, it's gonna be kind of difficult with all that sexual tension pushing back.
Oh baby, just reading those villains names, specially mr Squid Wigglyarms, is reason eorthy enough to read this whale (i'm sorry this whole) post. As usual, i had tremendous fun, even more considering i'm not a christmas-ish kind of guy. Absolutely great reading. Thanks and cheers!!! Vic here, from Portugal.
The AI photo has given the shark... uh... two mouths, I think... truly blursed. That is probably why I can only find two of the telltale signs on the shirt.
I don't think the Montegrappa Chaos qualifies. It WANTS to be an eldritch carrier of arcane things and unspeakable horrors, twisted souls and mind-bending, stylish energy, but it's mostly just showoff. However I have my suspicions about the Opus 88 Mini Pocket Fountain Pen Cheer Kitty. I must insist on someone gifting it to me, that I may explore this line of inquiry.
... ooooops of reason worthy, not eorthy... (These goddamn large fingers over the smartphone's wee keypad...)