7 Comments

Gladys: Place the vessel on the mat.

Sock: Whoa, it's gonna be kind of difficult with all that sexual tension pushing back.

(Reaper)

Expand full comment

OK, adding that to my watchlist. Thanks!

Expand full comment

Oh baby, just reading those villains names, specially mr Squid Wigglyarms, is reason eorthy enough to read this whale (i'm sorry this whole) post. As usual, i had tremendous fun, even more considering i'm not a christmas-ish kind of guy. Absolutely great reading. Thanks and cheers!!! Vic here, from Portugal.

Expand full comment

In my mind’s eye Squid O’Wigglyarms has a handlebar mustache and a bowler hat but I encourage you to visualize him in whatever way works for you.

Expand full comment

The AI photo has given the shark... uh... two mouths, I think... truly blursed. That is probably why I can only find two of the telltale signs on the shirt.

I don't think the Montegrappa Chaos qualifies. It WANTS to be an eldritch carrier of arcane things and unspeakable horrors, twisted souls and mind-bending, stylish energy, but it's mostly just showoff. However I have my suspicions about the Opus 88 Mini Pocket Fountain Pen Cheer Kitty. I must insist on someone gifting it to me, that I may explore this line of inquiry.

Expand full comment

Yeah I can't tell if it's two mouths or they tried to give it a frilly collar. The two hats is a nice touch, though, so +1 for AI.

If you do get the Mini please report back. I am curious how those ones perform—I really like the Koloro and Fantasia quite a bit.

Expand full comment

... ooooops of reason worthy, not eorthy... (These goddamn large fingers over the smartphone's wee keypad...)

Expand full comment