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As I read the line about proving your knowledge to the French, I could not help but hear Tim FitzHigham saying "We think the French are going to want to see this!" (http://themoth.org/radio-hour/bathtub-sailor-seamstress-spy, 5:47, but truly a wonderful story to listen to in its entirety).

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Ha! What a delightful use of maritime regulations for passive-aggressive international relations.

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Subscribing! I went to France in October, and I wish I'd had this post to help me prepare! (I spoke English the whole time, even though I can read French.). But now I'm about to go to Italy, so I really need the answer to question number three above!

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For what it's worth, my field research has indicated that the answer to "how do you impress an Italian pen shop owner" is definitely not "by purchasing a Pelikan Twist and a novelty ballpoint that looks like an egg" but I haven't gotten much further than that.

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