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The gifs did it for me. But in all seriousness, I have the white one, I call it the great white shark, and it’s inked with Red Dragon because it looks more like blood than Oxblood, and if you think I didn’t paint the eyes red with that ink you’re wrong.

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Because shark.

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One of your best posts so far (in my limited exposure). Nothing like a good laugh in the morning, despite not falling to the open-another-tab-and-order-one psychic hint.

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