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It's like killing too many enemies that fall on the Neutral or Good scale in certain MUDs, suddenly my own numbers are veering to the side of Evil. Or Man, in this case.

Which makes "nonbinary gender" the "druid class", that had to stay at an even 10/20.

Thankfully I have the feat "Gother Than Thou" which means I absorb all skull-related stat-changing effects and dump them into

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Sorry I got distracted because SKULLS ON A FOUNTAIN PEN. There should be a skull on the nib, though. Shameful behaviour, not make it so! Imagine if someone only saw the nib?!

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TONE OF VOICE, OF COURSE. Vic from Portugal.

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Stallone says, in a flowery fone of voice: "Guys! Guys! Please behave!!! Guys!" ................. Vic, from Portugal (the land where is traditional to drink hard liquor as breakfast before starting your workday as construction worker...).

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I feel 420% more manly after reading this post

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Ah so your feelings have not caught up with reality yet. Don’t worry you should feel a full 700% more manly in an hour or two

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